The Marvelous Toy

It went “Zip” when it moved
And “Bop” when it stopped
And “Whirrr” when it stood still
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will

The first time that I picked it up
I had a big surprise
‘Cause right on the bottom were two big buttons
That looked like big green eyes

I first pushed one and then the other
Then I twisted its lid
And when I set it down again
Here is what it did

It went “Zip” when it moved
And “Bop” when it stopped
And “Whirrr” when it stood still
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will

(lyrics from “The Marvelous Toy” written by Tom Paxton)

Such marvelous toys!  Ball-headed vibes are the surest way to enhance your own pleasure, but sometimes you want more than just one point of stimulation. The Embrace Body Wand gives you two ways to enjoy yourself with a dual-ended design and enough power to make your body hum. And it’s not just a double pleasure it’s rechargeable, so you don’t have to deal with cumbersome and heavy batteries. While you’re busy at work on your computer, your Embrace Body Wand can be busy at work, getting ready for you!

The vibe (body massager if you really want to coyly call it that) comes in different color combos. Mine was all grey with silver trim, which works as a unisex toy, but I’m showcasing the pink and silver one because it’s girly, and pink is cheerful and fun. There’s no doubt that it’s meant for a woman’s pleasure. The soft, silicone body also makes it lovely to use and easy to clean.

This is billed as a full sized wand, but if you’re used to one of those giant ball-headed beheamoths, this might seem a little tame. On the other hand, it’s still pretty powerful and it won’t disappoint you. It is also reasonably quiet. It’s big enough to give you what you want, small enough to actually take on vacation.  Yes, it is a marvelous toy!

The controls are super-easy to use, with an on/off power button, and one to cycle through the different patterns of vibration. And there are seven different patterns and intensities to get your motor running. As with most vibrators, you have to cycle through them to find the one you like best, but if you decide you want to go back and try another, you’ll have to cycle through them again. After all, adult toys can’t read your mind. If you want to turn it off, you just hold the power button down for three seconds. Hold it again to turn it on.

The Calexotic Change It UP! 10-Function Silicone Vibrator is a funny looking little thing!  In fact, when I first saw it I wasn’t sure it was going to be a comfortable or fun item to try.  But sometimes you have to warm up to something, literally. This vibrator takes two AAA batteries to make it hum (and make you sing).  Apart from it’s scalloped and curved body shape (for internal and external enjoyment), the top is the source of power. Turn it on (hold it for three seconds to turn it off) and a ring lights up. Continue to press down to cycle through 10 different intensities and patterns of pleasure.  It’s fairly quiet and portable, with a soft, silicone body and silver plating details.  I’m showing this in all three colors…choose your favorite!  This is not a slim design, so use plenty of lube and be sure to wash it well with soap and water.Better yet, get some of Cal Exotics’  best selling Universal Toy Cleaner™ with Aloe that comes in a spray pump bottle (easy!) and fights bacteria with Triclosan, an anti-bacterial ingredient.  It’s good for all your toys1

These are my first review as a “Sexpert” for California Exotic Novelties at Club Cal Exotics.  I hope you’ll “Friend” our Club Cal page: http://www.clubcalexotics.com/profile/AlisonTonyLeatherandLace.  To purchsae these toys and more, visit www.calexotics.com