Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
Long as you love me, it’s all right
Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
You got the power to turn on the light
You may not remember this song made famous by “The American Breed” in 1968 but it is a perfect segue into our review of Crescendo by Mystery Vibe (srp. $149).
Crescendo is billed as ‘The world’s first luxury bendable vibrator that can adapt to any body shape.”
High Tech Toy:
We have reviewed other vibes that use smartphone apps, but Crescendo is truly the ultimate high tech toy.
Aside from its physical flexibility, it’s the app the is the star. The smart app allows you to make an almost infinite number of intensity and vibration patterns on your own.
Make your own “playlist” and just sit back and enjoy!
It’s made for both IOS and Android. For once, the app is easy to use and instead of taking away the focus from the pleasure, really enhances the experience of Crescendo.
Presentation:
You realize that the Crescendo by Mystery Vibe is really something special right out of the substantial black box.
Nestled inside are the Crescendo, the flat disc charger, and an instruction booklet. There is also a luxe black quilted travel bag with silky ribbons to tie it securely.
Tech Details:
This unisex adult pleasure object is 9 inches in length and has a maximum diameter of 1.75 inches. You can even bend it over on itself to suit two different areas at once and to satisfy both male and female anatomy.
The silicone Crescendo is 100% waterproof and really velvety to the touch. The device is reasonably quiet (we think so, but other reviewers complained that it was noisy).
It has high-tech wireless (Qi-style) flat charging and is powered by not one, not two, but six strategically placed and powerful motors.
The Bottom Line:
We could make a joke here, but this is a serious review)!.
The slim flexible shape allows you to hit the high spots without being too bulky.
As with everything, your expectations have to be reasonable. Not everyone is going to get earth-shattering “oohhs!” without experimentation.
Yes, Crescendo is a bit of an investment. Also, a bendable vibe powered with a smart app may be less useful unless you know what you want to do with it.
However, we really love Crescendo for singles and also for couples who want more adventurous play.
To learn more visit the Mystery Vibe Website: https://www.mysteryvibe.com/crescendo/
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